Choose Your Poison
How's this for luck? A woman who survived a salt water crocodile attack in the Kakadu in 1985 has been found dead this last weekend on her remote Australian outback property - of a snake bite.
The croc attacked her twice with a death roll each time - the second time hauling her out of a tree. The species of snake is not yet known.
Something special for Dover to look forward to when he goes to live in the "lucky" ? country. Might be safer with the snakes in the Labour Party!